This Thing Called Life

Ren. 22. North West Jersey. Single. Well I'm done with spilling my guts. If you wanna know more, send me an ask!

srhkn:

“Set me free.”

- things are getting scary again

Posted 4 years ago With 171 notes

2000ish:

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’eve heard in my life.

madnessiskey:

You (2018), dir. Lee Toland Krieger
Season 1
Episode: Pilot

madnessiskey:

You (2018), dir. Lee Toland Krieger
Season 1
Episode: Pilot

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

tits-n-trix:

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

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Posted 4 years ago With 116,127 notes

exactlywhereimmenttobe:

as your girlfriend 

  • theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

Posted 4 years ago With 1,008,845 notes

secretladyspider:

skeletonboyfriend:

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theawesomeadventurer:

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This is at my college and it got taken down and closed off hours after this tweet was originally posted thanks everyone

SUNY Purchase is the college this was put up at. Currently our campus does not care about any issues unless it gets media attention. 

The ADA is currently suing our campus because of multiple ADA violations and incompetence towards disabled students, mentally/physically or mentally ill.

One of our apartments was supposed to be a temporary building, but is still being used to house students despite one of the ceilings caving in in one of the apartments and displacing its occupants.

We have a major mold and lead problem that is still going unfixed.

We have a University Police force that has been ruled to be incompetent in protecting the student body.

Work orders on campus are ultimately useless and nothing on campus ever gets fixed unless it gets media attention (our ADA violation and the shrine).

We have so many many many more issues that goes unsolved because our college refuses to fix any of them unless they get media attention. As much as the now defunct shrine is funny, the fact the student body is neglected so badly by the college shouldn’t go ignored.

Oh man that definitely changes the narrative. Yikes.

Posted 4 years ago With 79,502 notes

thechronicleofshe:

unfollowfriday:

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

every time i see this i’m thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence

Posted 4 years ago With 621,412 notes